El Stompo

The television – a marvel for beings everywhere, from Croydon families to the spring-folk of Klaxxon 5. But not all worlds have sleek HDMI sets; many still rely on bulky CRTs, receiving Earth broadcasts from 1984. They’re unreliable, but with a good stomp, they work. That’s where you come in. As the last Stomper in the galaxy, it’s your job to bounce on busted TVs until the picture returns. Work was slow… until solar flares knocked out every set on 35 planets. Now, you’re the only one who can bring the shows back.